Tha money ain't a thang.....

Holla at your boy, it's been awhile. I'm still alive. I recently had a change in corpropharmavenues, leaving time a bit pressed and life less stressful (ha fucking za). I've learned a few immutable facts, however.

Pharmacy is pharmacy. Yes, it's deep and profound (actually that sounds terarded) but not alot is different. People are raving lunatic assholes no matter where you are, just not in massive droves like my ol' stomping grounds. I've found smaller doses (pardon) of stupid-jerk-ass-dicks are easier to tolerate than gaggles o' them. What's the point? There isn't one - I just like typing stupid-jerk-ass-dick.

People with money are just as dumb as people without money. How do these folks accumulate wealth (or the appearance of it)? Seriously, some of these douche nozzles shouldn't be able to tie their own shoes let alone carry on a normal life. For all intents and purposes these "rich people" whom "treat me like I'm a little boy who's lost" (I'm not, for the record - I'm large and trapped behind a counter like a large rat) should be lucky the automatic doors open for them. So - when you turn into Snippy McSnipperson over your copays that are always the same (read: different every month - I don't know, I just work here) don't blame me when that automatic door pinches your fat, rich ass on the way out (cocklunch).

People still make my blood boil. I do a good, neigh, great job of bullshitting but there's an inferno ready to break out. Thankfully, I'm relatively sane and will not go postal or Oprah on someone. I know "going Oprah" isn't really a term, but I still hold 2 grudges against her. Yep - Netti pots and Airborne. Oprah is not a pharmacist, doctor, nurse practitioner, midwife, physician's assistant (well...), podiatrist, chiropractor, physical therapist, accupunturist, bus driver, teacher, janitor, jizmopper or anything that gives her the authority to promote this crap. Don't listen to the Oprah, she won't give YOU a car. Only starving kids in South Africa get cars - or something like that. Fuckin' Oprah! Ughhhhh! Fuck!

There, I'm better. God, I hate Oprah.