Stick with the habit, it's probably cheaper

So, unlike my fearless pharmacy friend Phrusterated (hot hot alliteration points) the crappiest part of my day was at approximately 8:55pm. A man comes jogging into my pharmacy with a kid in tow (whom he tells to go "SIT DOWN!") and says to me: "ohthankgodyou'restillopenireallyneedaprescripiton!" uhh...what. Since he is at the pick-up window, under the giant sign that says "PICK-UP" I ask what his name is, and he replies "ohnononoihavethisscripti'mdroppingoffineedrightnow...." so gritting my teeth i usher him over to my drop-off window and he shoves a script in my face and demands that we fill this now and my other pharmacy had a problem with it because its 4, er, I mean 3 days early that's okay I can still get it right? Oh silly, silly man.
First, as if the rotting teeth and the cracked-out speech impediment wasn't enough, the script for Suboxone was really just the icing on the cake. My friend Phrusterated doesn't even carry this, whereas I dispense probably a good 100 on any given week.
If you're wondering whether I filled it, the answer is, of course, NO. Your other pharmacy wouldn't fill it for you because of aforementioned early-ness, why the fuck would I? I know, the law states blahdy blahdy blahdy blah go fuck yourself. Our policy is to the day, or 1 day early if we really like you. I don't know why the guy even told me it was early, because I would have most likely filled it, seeing as it would have been cash and I would have had no idea that he was getting this from somewhere else.
So I write on the prescription "4 days early 11/06/07" while he's screaming "DON'TWRITEONTHATI'LLSUEYOUWHYAREYOUPEOPLESOGODDAMNUPTIGHTJESUS" and send him on his merry way with his 4-year-old child. Just the kind of story to make you warm and fuzzy inside. Poor kid, god help him.