Do I look like I care?

What the hell is wrong with people? I wasn't even open today and this old VA guy somehow gets in the building and creeps to my consultation window. He proceeds to ask me how "the AAA" can save him money. What the fuck? Almost said it, but bit my tongue. Look, I don't mean to be insensitive, but it's 8:55 and I have no coffee in me. This is how I know my day is going to be a piece of shit. Oh, he didn't just want to know the ins and outs of "the AAA" (he kept saying THE AAA, OK I fucking get it), but rather how much he'd save. Are you fo' real yo? The whole day was just one should-be-wearing-a-helmet person after the other with inane questions and chatter. Go the fuck away. Seriously. There is no break in the conversation (read: retard pestering me without taking breaths - how do they do that?) to break away. How come every time I WANT the phone to ring it's silent? I would've taken a tard trade-off - that is a phone tard for the live tard.

I liken these folks (and I'm being generous) to the time I first tried to set up a Japanese beetle trap. In this case, I was the helmet wearer. Ever do this? If you have an infestation of the jbs, it's really disconcerting. Sit on your deck? No, buzz, buzz, buzz, ow! - you little fuck...I went to the hardware store, plunked down my 4 bucks and had my repellent. This is a very rudimentary system at best. After setting up the bag thingee I read: open the "bait" and insert in slot A-B, or some shit. Well, needless to say, don't open the bait 15 feet from the infested tree; this stuff really works. I am now swimming in jbs trying not to die. How does this apply, you ask?

Well, I, the pharmacist am the "bait" and the people are the jbs. Once I open, they swarm and inundate me with stupidity, much like the jbs trying to fuck the wax bait or whatever they do to it. I like my job and all, but some days there's just no time to do what's necessary to survive. So, if you have a stupid question: remember that there are no stupid questions; just stupid people who ask questions. I will look at you like you are indeed a differential equation and you will wonder what a diffy q is - nobody's a winner. Here's a few things I don't know:

1. How that "Medicare drug thing works"
2. The reimbursement/donut hole cutoff for your plan you don't have yet
3. How long it will take you to reach that donut thingy (on the plan you're thinking of getting)
4. What you take or if "they" cover 90 days worth
5. If "they're" formulary (my words not yours) covers your shit
6. Why your doctor wants "genetics" for you (because you lack basic human ones prolly)
7. If the "geneteric" is as good as the brand
8. If the "genteric brand" (WTF?) is as good as the generic (actual question)
9. Why medicare "has it out for you"
10. Why you can't just walk 30 minutes a day and leave me to my devices

Hope this clears up the confusion. I'm not your mom, don't ask me questions that semi-responsible adults should be able to answer. If you can't, then call the proper people - leave me alone (I have drug shit to do - remember?).